The truth about women - I just love that she calls makeup war paint and a bra armor haha.
Well, your life sucks!
Most pick up lines are lame.... But THIS....
Hilarious!! I can still hear that sound and don't you dare pick up that phone while I'm logged on or it will take another 20 minutes to reconnect! lol
I still refuse to sing to you..
The Hell?!? The shower cap really pulls this look together.