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"I know I'm Customer Service, but they don't pay me enough to care about you. Let me put you on hold while I make fun of you with my co-workers."

will this be the day????

Did somebody say vodka?

Never mess with a woman that can do two (or 3.....!!!) Zumba classes in a row!

Or any number of emails for that matter-hysterical....just sounded like something I would actually say

I would love to say most of these things

Love this. This is HILARIOUS. @Stephanie Close Calvert

Here in the South we don't hide crazy. We parade it down the street in flip flops and give it a cocktail.