I <3 funnies
banana with a ball
Love always, Bear
Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit anymore.
"everyone in my phone needs to have a different michael scott face"
"I never drink... I just disinfect internal injuries." Lmao that is the best excuse for drinking I've ever heard. It's funny but also makes some sense if you think of internal injuries as emotional ones. #humor #funny #alcohol
Honey, just pull the wine bag out of the box and stick a straw in it. I'll call it an adult capri-sun.