Products I Love
Sloth & his stuffed giraffe.
SHARON? SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. I WAS JUST UPDATING MY PROFILE INFORMATION ON ALL MY DATING WEBSITES AND I NEED YOUR HELP. AM I “CURVY”, “VOLUPTUOUS”, “FULL FIGURED”, OR “BIG AND BEAUTIFUL”? IF THOSE DON’T APPLY, DO I HAVE “A FEW EXTRA POUNDS” OR “MORE TO LOVE”? THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO MEET A NICE FAT GUY.
"Sharon? Sorry to bother you. I was just updating my profile information on all my dating websites and I need your help. Am I 'curvy,' 'voluptuous,' 'full figured,' or 'big & beautiful?'"
Draw me like one of your French girls.
"Come with me, Alice. You're too wild, too beautiful, to live in chains. You belong out here. A rose in a vase is not a rose in the field. It withers." "But where would we go, Luke? What would we eat?" "Anywhere we want, my love, and anything we can catch or find in dumpsters. You think you have security but you have shackles. I will show you the world. Together, we will be unstoppable. We will set the world aflame." "I don't know, Luke. You're just too damned handsome to trust."
chocolate corgador (corgi and lab mix) I've never thought about this mix before!
But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don Corleone give me justice." -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh...ask me to do murder, for money.
This is how I feel after Bonaroo