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two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?

17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good

Fine, we'll compromise. I'll get my way & you'll find a way to be okay with that.

and sometimes Saturdays depending on the week ... oh, and the later half of Sundays

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, no one else wanted them.

'Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps' Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too?

*sniffs delicately*

True that

I need to keep my options open…

my new response to everything

Twitter / Search - "Harry and Eleanor"

25 Incredibly Insulting But Funny Memes

Dr Suess explains pregnancy - I can't. This is too funny.