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i AM worth the fight, wake up...

I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.

Expect a drunk dial soon.

I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.

I think we should just be friends with sexual tension.

It's always best to keep a positive attitude

Damn vodka...always taking my phone lol