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Show me the whorefax

"Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate"

For when you can't decide if you want a tent or camper...

Orchestra Hidden Camera Prank ohhhhmmmiiigooooshhhh

If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich!

"DON'T HONK AT OLD PEOPLE: A lady was videotaping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street. You can hear the lady who is doing the taping giggling as she records the event. The video is a quick one .... but you'll probably watch it more than once. Aren't air bags great?"

If I ever met him, this would be me, but I would be clinging to his leg.