Funny Ha Ha!
Next time my banana has a sticker
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back but when you're with them they always got their phone in their hand texting... it amazes me how true this is!
i laughed harder than i probably should have
Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.
If only spiders could talk… Don't come in my bedroom, okay? Hahahaha!
This is awesome