Put this at the split in the road on the farm. Make one tall one for permanent signs. A medium one (perhaps with a flower pot or birdhouse on top) for less permanent signs (wedding this way, hint, hint) and one much smaller one for things that would interest grandchildren and for a sign to the wee people fairy garden (for when the fairies have guests, of course).
Oh, the places you will go!
Just flatten a banana peel and bury it under one inch of soil at the base of a rosebush. The peel’s potassium feeds the plant and helps it resist disease. Consider it a nutritional boost for you and your buds.