So I've always wanted to be a snowflake. And then, when I reach the ground and melt, I'll infiltrate all water systems so that when I am brought back up to the clouds to be another snowflake, there will be a piece of me in every single snowflake that falls. I will overcome the entire race of snowflakes and make it mine. I will be what you catch on your tongue, and I will be what your dog pees on. That's me.