Being sick is just your body's way of saying you're way too awesome and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.
Reminds me of an ex-dear friend...what a shame...Sometimes they way YOU handle life struggles causes more stress then the actual situation you find yourself in...What a shame to blow off all your friends and miss the blessings you could have had. I really feel sad for you...
i hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk #quotes If it wasn't considered rude, I would tag this to a few people
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"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."
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I don't think he said it quite like that, but point taken. To be nerdy, though, cameras are not as well designed as our eyes and can distort perception when certain variables are skewed. truth hurts, abraham lincoln, camera quote, funni, honest abe, funny stuff, funny wise words, funny quotes, funny truths
Wise words from Abraham…
Daily Odd Compliment: You're the best person to hang out with because if I ask a ridiculous question like, "A hippo is chasing you, what do you do?" You'll say something like, "How big is the hippo?" And that shows that you're taking the question seriously and I appreciate that. amber, funny compliments, daily odd compliments, crazy friends, appreci, besti, top hats, blues, daili odd
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Crazy bitch! Lmao, I have come across many crazy bitches!
Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yup, that's me.
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I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar.
hahaha. True life.
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Little kids are so funny
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Part of me and my parents relationship... Ugh. Just let me live and figure things out on my own! I don't need you to tell e what to do!!! And stop keeping the world's ways away from me people thinking that I'm going to judge. I'm not going to judge. That's retarded and insane!!!!! How will I ever learn if I'm never told what happens in real life? I want to learn! I'm not stupid either... real life, stuff, boyfriend, funni, thought, stupid parents, rant, quot, true stories
Stop interrupting me…
I'd like to propose a toast... To patients who can wipe themselves!