I'd like to apologize for the excessive temperatures today. I looked so hot I almost burned up the earth. Sorry. I'll try to tone it down tomorrow.
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Friends who share the same kind of crazy... make the very best friends in the world! I love my crazy girl friends!
Quit being ugly
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 57 Pics
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 57 Pics
United States of America. You mean Texas and it's 49 bitches?
Love me some shark week. I don't even care if its the same shows every year
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If I set the bar any higher, I won't be able to reach my Margarita.
Some people think I'm a bitch But I think I'm Bitchin'...