I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it
I'd like to apologize for the excessive temperatures today. I looked so hot I almost burned up the earth. Sorry. I'll try to tone it down tomorrow.
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Friends who share the same kind of crazy... make the very best friends in the world! I love my crazy girl friends!
Quit being ugly
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