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This is your day! TAKE 5 because you need no REISEN To celebrate and turning 40 is nothing to SNICKER about. In fact, this is when you have BUTTERFINGERS And your mind starts playing TWIX on you. You’re WHATCHAMACALLIT isn’t working properly, You’ll do things NOW & LATER And forget them both. You’ll even begin to swear on PAYDAYS that You made 100 GRAND when in fact It was only SKITTLES....

house warming gift - bottle of good wine and a beautiful kitchen towel

Traditional housewarming gift: Bread so you'll never go hungry. Candles so you'll always have light through the darkest times. Honey so you'll always enjoy the sweetness of life. Olive Oil so you will be blessed with health and well-being. Salt so there will always be flavor and spice in your life. Wine so you will always have joy and never go thirsty.

cute idea--“We flippin love you”…You flippin rock, You’re flippin hot, You’re the flippin best______(insert teacher, dad, friend, lover etc… here)