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Overly attached roommate

Notice in the women's restroom. Amen.

Standing in line for a game release

Going skiing for the first time. Shaves in case EMT has to touch a broken leg.

He will never have a girlfriend...

Everyone is having babies, and I'm just sitting here ovulating.

There's sno way I'd want to be a part of that.

Shades of Romney

Why is it easier to believe that 150 million are lazy rather than 400 are greedy? #occupy

The prime meat directive: there shall be no interference by restaurants with the affairs of civilizations. (The Company donated over 2 mil to anti same sex marriage initiatives in the past 2 years. In fairness, many companies SUPPORT same sex marriage--just not typically with 2 million.)