had to re-read this, but then laughed out loud.
I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
Songs it plays: Red Solo Cup, Alcohol, Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Sober, Irish Drinking Songs from Whose Line Is It Anyway, White Lightning, Pirate Flag, Friends in Low Places, Trailerhood, Drunk Last Night, We Went Out Last Night, I Love This Bar, Whiskey Girl, There's A Tear in My Beer Ecards Quotes, Whiskey Girl, Rockstar Life, Funnyness Quotes, Damn Straight, Drunk Humor, O' Clocks Somewhere
when one finger crosses another...
So. It has come to this.
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