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"Note to self: plan to quit smoking before lip stretching causes lit cigarette to rest directly on lip. *clicks off tape recorder*" (text from ugliesttattoos.fa... )
Celestial Cat - The British Shorthair & The Pelican Nebula by Zippora Lux. Could this become the next 3 Wolf Moon shirt??
My Beautiful Mommy, by plastic surgeon Michael Alexander Salzhauer, M.D. The picture book explains all about mom's new boobs, resculptured nose and liposuctioned butt. What's the lesson here? I can just hear the child saying, "I can't wait until I can pay to have someone make me pretty!" (Text from www.walletpop.com... )
Mullet + Bowl = a mutation rarely seen or documented. This photo is being used as government evidence. Anyone caught with this hair style will have their head shaved immediately and never be allowed to own scissors again. (Photo from Awkward Family Photos)
Quote from a reviewer at Amazon.com: "This mask imbues the wearer with super-human abilities. The power to make everyone around you feel akward and uncomfortable being first among them. After wearing the mask for several days my identity was consumed and replaced. There is only the horse now. Best purchase I ever made."
Huh? Wow, the pathos! Who knew that sex = Hilter???