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•it wants to eat your young•

So tender.

This one tastes of strawberries.

When this ice melts I shall feast.

So trusting. And yet, all that separates us is this thin pane of glass and my restraint.

With their combined weight, Puppies will subsume Baby.

"Just a moment, just one moment, just another moment of nursery," they wailed. "Oh, George," said the wife, "it can't hurt."

The boy smells of croissant and chocolate milk.

Bear is not fooled by your ruse. Bear knows you to be delicious.

18 of the Most Important Meetings of All Time

The whale is coming to eat your young.

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