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Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: There are two kinds of people. Those who enjoy Michigan beer, and the rest of you poor bastards.

Wishing you lots of happiness on your birthday. And by happiness I mean for the 'ha' to be silent.

Sometimes when I can't sleep at night, I fart real big and hope that it wakes you so so we can be awake together.

Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit is the craziest?

Me too!!

We don't fix crazy here... but we can adjust your glasses.

Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion...

My email saying I'll be working from home is all the work I'll be doing today.