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I'm drinking heavily because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude...

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds.... People move out of the way much faster now.

Haha oh this is funny

OK, a little bad for me, but man did this make me laugh (and doesn't it totally ring true???)

chairs are not expensive, these days...

this is especially funny to me since I sell office furniture...

Need this shirt

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

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Think I'll go pick it up now...

The Good Vibe - Inspirational Picture Quotes : Photo

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Oh, i'm sorry... Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

The secret to a successful marriage is to let other people do it.

Hahaha, no truer words have been spoken! Well, yet anyway (;

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack....