Ha! i know this isn't meant to be funny but my brain just isn't wired that way
When one door closes and another one opens, it's time to pack up and move because your house is clearly haunted.
You know it's true love, when they can take a poop in your house!!
Woah. Excellent question. Heard this the other day.... Really do like it.
You never know who your friends are until you play UNO with them.
#LOL Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. So true! :)