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I got amused by this more than I should have! Lol! drink away from ...Rut Row! Lol!

This goblet holds an ENTIRE bottle. Continuously picking up a bottle of wine and pouring it into your glass? Ain't nobody got time for that!

Based on how much my body cracks and pops when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.

The best part of waking up is… nothing. Waking up blows. Screw you, Folgers. | Snarkecards

Stick a stamp on me. I am going postal up in here!

I laughed way more than I should have.

haha.. call wine-one-one.... Oh Dear this cracked me up!

(this isn't my response, but whoever responded with this answer to this post, just cracked me up!) Ah, now I have a response when people ask me about my "friend". I had no idea how to respond. "Oh, S., isn't she just a treasure ? I just want to bury her deep deep deep in the hypothetical sand and let someone else find her and enjoy her ! No map needed, and here, I'll lend you the 'shovel'".

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.