When preaching about the evils of gay marriage don't forget to pray for the leaders of your religion to stop raping children.
I used to care but I take a pill for that now.
If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman - especially if they are your boss!!!! ;D
It's Monday. I'm refreshed and ready to hate my boss / politics / B.S. / all of the above....
I'm putting you in charge of obeying me.