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I don't always drink coffee, but when I do... oh who am I kidding, I aleays drink coffee.

I am pretty sure I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I'll let you know.

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Thank you bartending and serving for introducing me to inconsiderate, ignorant assholes everyday of my life. High point of my serving career? When a five year old treats me like shit on the bottom of his shoes, and his parents seem to approve. Thank you for sucking the soul out of me!

The 19 Best Cards To Send To Someone Who Hates Their Job

Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without vodka?

Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without vodka?

"There are some things that money just cannot buy. like manners. morals and intelligence."

Susan Sontag

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My mom message funny