The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time We all have dads. And as it happens, some of our dads are also the best/worst comedians we know.
Yes, some people really do suck. Why invite them into YOUR precious life? God gives us a finite number of days above ground. Why pollute a single second/minute/hour/day/year with a sucky person? If they were the tray that raw chicken comes in, how long could you stand to leave it in your kitchen trash? Time to kick those stinky peeps to the curb trash can for pick up, baby!
happens all the time! I ♥ Gilmore Girls
Only Catholic dogs go to heaven
This is just like Bailey... I have a hole in the wall of my kitchen...