You and I have different definitions for "reach around". Mine's more fun!
Do you find this sexy? I'm all for phallic eroticism but this suggests "oozing bloody red rocket riddled with flesh-eating disease". Ruined it for ya, huh?
Damn it, Bobby! Daddy wants a shot of our gay-ass vase. Why do you have to be in every shot? Go find a box to dance on.