Something Touched My Foot - Horse Goes Flying After Hoof Touches Beach Water
Funny Animal Pictures With Captions
So we were in choir the other day and our choir director was telling us about how she had a dream that all her teeth fell out. It got really silent and then my crush goes "I had a dream that I was pregnant." So we all bust out laughing and then he goes on to explain that it was going to be a boy and in the dream he named him Elijah. So now we're all giving him cards and planning a baby shower :)
I'm sorry? 'laundry done & put away', 'healthy food on the dinner table', 'great sex life', and 'fit, trim, & well groomed' all get the same consideration as 'works full time'? Now, THAT is hilarious. If you can't manage to do a few loads of laundry AND make one meal in 9 hours, you have a problem.
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Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wife! He's Climbing In Your Chimney Snatching Your Christmas Up Christmas Sweater. Hilarious
Burrito. I can't even handle this.