Love to Hate Mail

Postcards to the edge; Postcards I send periodically to Dave Hall.
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Dear Dave, I LOVE the new cologne you're wearing! I really admire it when people take risks. I mean, why are we always obsessed with smelling good? Love, m!lo Take Risks, Best Love, Smell Good, Cologne, Dave, Smelling, Postcard, People, Taking Risks
Dear Dave, I LOVE the new cologne you're wearing! I really admire it when people take risks. I mean, why are we always obsessed with smelling good? Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, Porto is lovely! Which reminds me, I have a confession. I didn't have something in my eye the other day with you. It's just that I dislike it when unattractive people try to make eye contact. Love, m!lo Unattractive, Eye Contact, Dislike, Confessions, Reminder, Eyes, Lovely
Dear Dave, Porto is lovely! Which reminds me, I have a confession. I didn't have something in my eye the other day with you. It's just that I dislike it when unattractive people try to make eye contact. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, So, good news! It appears that with leaps in artificial intelligence, there is hope for your personality! Robots can now do all those tasks like smiling, being optimistic and generally pleasant that were impossible for you before. Love, m!lo Artificial Intelligence, Good News, Robots, Pleasant, Personality, Robot
Dear Dave, So, good news! It appears that with leaps in artificial intelligence, there is hope for your personality! Robots can now do all those tasks like smiling, being optimistic and generally pleasant that were impossible for you before. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. Just not more than me. Love, m!lo Feeling Special, Tome, I Want You, Dear, Bullet Journal, Feelings, Birthday, Birthdays
Dear Dave, On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. Just not more than me. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. British people can feel, right. Love, m!lo British People, Dirt Bike Birthday
Dear Dave, On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. British people can feel, right. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. So I'm seeing how much special love I can buy you for 35€. You don't mind if they're missing a limb, do you? Love, m!lo Limb, Mindfulness, Friday Morning
Dear Dave. On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. So I'm seeing how much special love I can buy you for 35€. You don't mind if they're missing a limb, do you? Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. But not special in the education sense of the word, nor in the after-Christmas sales sense, nor in the armed forces sense, nor in the K Cereal sense, just the normal, average, mediocre sense. Love, m!lo After Christmas Sales, Nol, Armed Forces, Average, Cereal
Dear Dave. On your birthday I want you to feel special and loved. But not special in the education sense of the word, nor in the after-Christmas sales sense, nor in the armed forces sense, nor in the K Cereal sense, just the normal, average, mediocre sense. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. I was too lazy to send this to you from London when I was there, cause stamps and shit. Love, m!lo London City, Sent, Stamps, Seals, Postage Stamps, Stamp
Dear Dave. I was too lazy to send this to you from London when I was there, cause stamps and shit. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. If we are going to continue to see each other socially, I'm going to need you to work on your entrances. Consider enhancing your rather dull appearances by incorporating feathers, monkeys, or something truly grotesque other than your wardrobe. Love, m!lo Need You, Monkeys, Dull, Stuff To Do, Work On Yourself, Feathers, Hate, Enhancement
Dear Dave. If we are going to continue to see each other socially, I'm going to need you to work on your entrances. Consider enhancing your rather dull appearances by incorporating feathers, monkeys, or something truly grotesque other than your wardrobe. Love, m!lo
I'm so grateful for you in my life. Your perspective on life, while mostly complaints, has always been a source of wisdomish to me. In fact, so much so that when you are not around, I find myself asking ´What would boring people?' to fill the void. Love, m!lo Boring People, Perspective On Life, Grateful For You, Void, Fill
I'm so grateful for you in my life. Your perspective on life, while mostly complaints, has always been a source of wisdomish to me. In fact, so much so that when you are not around, I find myself asking ´What would boring people?' to fill the void. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. I saved my ugliest postcard for you. Love, m!lo Save Me, Being Ugly, Math, Math Resources, Mathematics
Dear Dave. I saved my ugliest postcard for you. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. I'm sorry, can you repeat what you were saying? I was busy writing this postcard. Love, m!lo Repeat, Writing, Canning, Sayings, Lyrics, Being A Writer, Home Canning
Dear Dave. I'm sorry, can you repeat what you were saying? I was busy writing this postcard. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. Fours hours into our French trip and I think I should tell you that sometimes when we are together I play the song 'Feelings' in my head. Then I try to decide which is worse, sitting there with you or the song 'Feelings' playing in my head. Love, m!lo French Trip, Domme, We Are Together, Georges, I Tried, Sheet Music, Songs
Dear Dave. Fours hours into our French trip and I think I should tell you that sometimes when we are together I play the song 'Feelings' in my head. Then I try to decide which is worse, sitting there with you or the song 'Feelings' playing in my head. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave.  Good news! You now qualify for my Frequent Friends Loyalty Program!  This means big benefits!  You earn points by taking me out for dinner and lunch, and for a limited time, breakfast and coffee.  Once you accumulate enough points, you get to take me out for dinner and lunch, and for a limited time, breakfast and coffee.  You can thank me by buying me a complimentary gin and tonic! Love,  m!lo Take Me Out, Loyalty Program, Gin And Tonic, Complimentary, Limited Time, Lunch
Dear Dave. Good news! You now qualify for my Frequent Friends Loyalty Program! This means big benefits! You earn points by taking me out for dinner and lunch, and for a limited time, breakfast and coffee. Once you accumulate enough points, you get to take me out for dinner and lunch, and for a limited time, breakfast and coffee. You can thank me by buying me a complimentary gin and tonic! Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, Ibiza is lovely and reminds me so much of Manchester. They both make me realize that the world is full of wonderful people. Maybe someday they will move to these places and make them wonderful too. Love, m!lo Maybe Someday, Ibiza, Realize, Manchester, Wonder
Dear Dave, Ibiza is lovely and reminds me so much of Manchester. They both make me realize that the world is full of wonderful people. Maybe someday they will move to these places and make them wonderful too. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, 2016 is a new year and time for new beginnings! May I suggest some improvements. Consider revisiting your chicken tartar recipe. I'm not convinced people are supposed to spend a few days in hospital after each meal at your home. Also, please give your translucent melanin-free skin a break. All that tanning is just making your internal organs angry. Love, m!lo May I, Tartar, Organs, Tanning, New Beginnings, Melanin, Angry, Spending
Dear Dave, 2016 is a new year and time for new beginnings! May I suggest some improvements. Consider revisiting your chicken tartar recipe. I'm not convinced people are supposed to spend a few days in hospital after each meal at your home. Also, please give your translucent melanin-free skin a break. All that tanning is just making your internal organs angry. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, I'm so very grateful that you're here with us for Christmas! For years my Christmas celebration has been the toast of the town. However I've always needed someone to stand in the bathroom and pass-out hand towels and mints. You can keep 40% of the tips as I'm generous and it's Christmas! Love, m!lo Very Grateful, Girona, Need Someone, Hand Towels, Toast, Celebration, Bathroom
Dear Dave, I'm so very grateful that you're here with us for Christmas! For years my Christmas celebration has been the toast of the town. However I've always needed someone to stand in the bathroom and pass-out hand towels and mints. You can keep 40% of the tips as I'm generous and it's Christmas! Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, Christmas with you is the perfect time to practice meditation binge drinking.  It centres me and relieves the stress of your company. Love, m!lo Barcelona, Relieve, Meditation, Practice, Stress, Company
Dear Dave, Christmas with you is the perfect time to practice meditation binge drinking. It centres me and relieves the stress of your company. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, I've just learned that underlined words are usually hyperlinks! Isn't that cool?! Be a dear and tell me where these words link to. Love, m!lo Tulsa Oklahoma, Green Country, Sea Level, In The Heart, Learning, Words, Link
Dear Dave, I've just learned that underlined words are usually hyperlinks! Isn't that cool?! Be a dear and tell me where these words link to. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave. Being in the US for Thanksgiving inspires me to reflect on all I'm grateful for in my life. For instance, I'm grateful for you! You know Spanish far better than me... but your accent makes you unintelligible. You're tall... but your posture is deplorable. You have thick lush hair... but it's red. Thanks! Love, m!lo Gulf Of Mexico, New Mexico, Thankful, Inspire Me, Lush, Reflection, Spanish
Dear Dave. Being in the US for Thanksgiving inspires me to reflect on all I'm grateful for in my life. For instance, I'm grateful for you! You know Spanish far better than me... but your accent makes you unintelligible. You're tall... but your posture is deplorable. You have thick lush hair... but it's red. Thanks! Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, I was thinking of getting you and embolism for Christmas. I don't know what that is, but it sounds fancy. So what's your size? Love, m!lo Fancy, Christmas, Xmas, Navidad, Noel, Natal
Dear Dave, I was thinking of getting you and embolism for Christmas. I don't know what that is, but it sounds fancy. So what's your size? Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, True story. I had this very realistic dream that you had a twin brother who died in a freak Pop Rox related incident as a child. Sorryish to open old wounds with fizzy fun! Taste the Explosion! Love, m!lo Twin Brothers, Pop Rocks, Fizzy, Wounds, Explosion, True Stories, Died
Dear Dave, True story. I had this very realistic dream that you had a twin brother who died in a freak Pop Rox related incident as a child. Sorryish to open old wounds with fizzy fun! Taste the Explosion! Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, how do you do it? You are just excellent at aging! The liver spots, the wrinkles, the crankiness, and creaky limbs! Such talent!!! I've tried and can't even muster a laugh line. I've just given up. But hats off to you! Love, m!lo Just Give Up, Let It Be, Laugh Lines, Wrinkles, Aging, Talent
Dear Dave, how do you do it? You are just excellent at aging! The liver spots, the wrinkles, the crankiness, and creaky limbs! Such talent!!! I've tried and can't even muster a laugh line. I've just given up. But hats off to you! Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, Sigh  Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, Sigh Love, m!lo
San Martin, Teen, Humor, Pop, Popular, Pop Music, Humour
I'm working on the Cliff Notes of your life. I've condensed the first 30 odd years of your life into something Manchester, Australia something-ish, pretended (unconvincingly) to be straight, met Milo. But it's still too wordy. So I'm thinking of dropping the parts about Manchester, Australia and straight, to get right to the part that people want to read and move the story along. Love, m!lo Milo, Cliff, Pretend, Australia, Reading
I'm working on the Cliff Notes of your life. I've condensed the first 30 odd years of your life into something Manchester, Australia something-ish, pretended (unconvincingly) to be straight, met Milo. But it's still too wordy. So I'm thinking of dropping the parts about Manchester, Australia and straight, to get right to the part that people want to read and move the story along. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, no one likes a showoff, or a wallflower, or whatever it is that you're doing. Love, m!lo Wallflower
Dear Dave, no one likes a showoff, or a wallflower, or whatever it is that you're doing. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, This sailing trip up the Costa Brava with you has been magical. It's reinvigorated our relationship. Life is so beautiful. I feel like i've fallen in love of despising you all over again. Love, m!lo And I love that you literally bought/paid for this card. Sailing Trips, Falling In Love, Costa, Literally, Relationship, Beautiful
Dear Dave, This sailing trip up the Costa Brava with you has been magical. It's reinvigorated our relationship. Life is so beautiful. I feel like i've fallen in love of despising you all over again. Love, m!lo And I love that you literally bought/paid for this card.
Dear Dave, Suck......  It. Love, m!lo Ees, Op Art, Art Pieces, Piecings, Artworks, Art Work
Dear Dave, Suck...... It. Love, m!lo
Dear Dave, I've decided to start rating my friends based on the movies I've seen. For instance I know a lot of people who psychologically are like a Michael Bay film. You could be Godsford Park (downstairs) if you worked on your accent, but right now I think of you more like the short film asking you to go to the lobby and buy more popcorn and coke. Love, m!lo Michael Bay Films, I Think Of You, Downstairs, Short Film, Lobby, Popcorn
Dear Dave, I've decided to start rating my friends based on the movies I've seen. For instance I know a lot of people who psychologically are like a Michael Bay film. You could be Godsford Park (downstairs) if you worked on your accent, but right now I think of you more like the short film asking you to go to the lobby and buy more popcorn and coke. Love, m!lo