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Short Jokes

Collections of really short jokes...updated at least once a week.

Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9! #math #jokes

Math Jokes Add Up to Funny! | Mirth in a Blog

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#psychology #jokes Pavlov is drinking a beer with friends. A phone rings. He jumps up and shouts, “Crap, I forgot to feed the dog!” - See more at: mirthinablog.com/...

Psychology Jokes...How Do These Make you Feel? | Mirth in a Blog

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#blonde #jokes (yes, that's Marilyn Monroe) Why was the blonde excited when he finished the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because the box said 4-6 years! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/... Groan!

Blonde Jokes? | Mirth in a Blog

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These #Jokes are the Cheesiest! What do you call a piece of cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/...

These Jokes are the Cheesiest! | Mirth in a Blog

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How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste! And more #vegetable #jokes

Why was the cat so small? He only drank condensed milk! #cat #jokes

Feline Funnies-Cat Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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How did King George feel about the American Colonists? He thought they were revolting! And more 4th of July #jokes

Fourth of July Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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Clever!

A Stable of #Horse #Jokes- Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/...

A Stable of Horse Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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#dog #jokes What did the Dalmation say after his dinner? That hits the spots! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/...

6 Dog Jokes that Will Make You Howl! | Mirth in a Blog

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9 Pit-iful #Fruit #Jokes When is it time to prune? When the plums are ready! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/...

9 Pit-iful Fruit Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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#horse #jokes What type of story does a runaway horse tell? A tale of whoa! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/... Send these to your #camper !

I've Fallen and I Can't Giddy Up! Horse Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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What did the one bee say to the other bee in the sauna? Swarm here isn’t it? - See more at: mirthinablog.com/... #bee #jokes

Beehave! These Bee Jokes Could Be a Buzzkill! | Mirth in a Blog

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A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?” - See more at: mirthinablog.com/... #greek #roman #jokes

Sign in front of Ancient Egyptian Funeral Parlor: Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Mummy Back! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/... Egypt #jokes #archaeologists

Egyptologists Excavate Prehysterical Jokes! | Mirth in a Blog

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Happy National Nurses Week! #nurse #jokes Always May 6th through May 12th.

What does a duck get after he eats? The bill! #duck #jokes

A Dozen Egg-cellent #Egg #Jokes

A Dozen Egg-cellent Egg Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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#bird #jokes A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get that thing?” The parrot replies, “In France, there are millions of them!” - See more at: mirthinablog.com/...

What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal! #bird #jokes

7 Deadly Computer Programmer #Jokes #geek How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem! - See more at: mirthinablog.com/... New blog post

7 Deadly Programmer Jokes | Mirth in a Blog

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Want to hear a Potassium joke? ‘K! #chemistry #jokes Lots at mirthinablog.com/...