Deadpan and I think unintentionally hilarious piece from Wired about how to keep your kit safe from your kitteh. What's funny is the extensive lengths the piece suggests going to - I think it recognises that cats are evil geniuses determined to get their paws on the best kit for global domination, starting with your computer
"YES??? What is it?? Can't you see I'm BUSY????" This is kind of brainmeltingly recursive: it's Daphne, being filmed by Channel 4 News, for a piece about Pinterest. C4News tech reporter @Benjamin Cohen I think wanted to meet Daphne more than me. Watch out for her starring appearance at the weekend.
The Guardian's gallery of an animal carnival in Rio. This cat's expression says "you will die horribly, and soon, for making me wear this fucking horrible hat".