"Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they're shoving bread up a turkey's ass. This planet has issues, Bert."
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny.
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It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.
I can't get out of bed these blankets have accepted me as one of their own,and if i leave now,i might lose their trust.