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The Bookworm's Secret to Immortality

Ancient Grammar Police. ("Oh, for cryin' out loud... You never end a sentence with a [bird]!")

"Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they're shoving bread up a turkey's ass. This planet has issues, Bert."

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny.

The 25 Best Two-Line Jokes Ever. #14 Is Priceless.

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I will not be your father - Darth Vader condom

Jay Mug — I will not be your father - Darth Vader condom

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Things I hate: 1. Vandalism, 2. Irony, 3. Lists

Curved yellow fruit. If only there was a better name ...

Männer denken anders als wir Menschen

Flute players need to breathe!

a frayed knot

When You Laugh at These Puns, You'll Despair for Humanity

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I'm a Frayed Knot.

I'm a Frayed Knot

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The varied street grid types of Mexico City..or the main headquarters of the Dharma Initiative?

polis: Landscape Morphology in Mexico City

thepolisblog.org

You wish - washer - dryer - folder

What i say vs what my kids hear

My name is Dorothy and I nominate the Wicked Witch of the West to take the ice bucket challenge.

Amanda Patterson (Reading Humour)

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Annual Rhyme Dance - poor orange!

sunday-brunch-22

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Before text messages - these were the good old days

I can't get out of bed these blankets have accepted me as one of their own,and if i leave now,i might lose their trust.