I'm sorry your life is so sad that you feel the need to stalk mine. Please don't try to skin me and wear me as a coat.
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I wish my belly and thighs were as thin as my willpower to resist cake.....
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I totally love exercise... If by exercise you mean sitting on the couch watching tv and eating cake @Misty Rich
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My spirit animal is Grey Goose.
"This is how I roll."
Mergency in Merica So true! With so many other English words too. No wonder its hard to learn. "These are the rules, these are the exceptions, and this is how WE say it! " lol I HAVE (hafe) to go to the bathroom, do you HAVE (havvvve) one? laugh, funny signs, funny stories, funny pictures, funni, redneck, merica, funny photos, funny commercials