Re-post - "The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)" ha ha ha, this totally had me rolling in the floor this morning!!