"To the mother of my children's friends and doctors."
I'm sick of guys using attractiveness as an excuse
"Saw the picture with Jack Nicholson's head on this guy. Couldn't resist."
"My sister's friends are "actors", and apparently I'm an "a**hole"." Oh, self-righteous extras...
"When I was about 13 I hit my sister when I got mad once. My dad taught me this."
You can't clean something without something else getting dirty
I just realized this.
"Was surprised to see this guy when I noticed the new air freshener at work"
The veterans really aren't the ones you should be mad at.