Which is better: a tail or giant ears? "You could wear backpacks as earrings, which would free up your hands."
Abed is a whiz at guessing the sayings on candy hearts. "There has got to be a way to make money off of this!"
Troy and Abed write a story. "...Aliens and mercenaries and war and betrayal and romance and karate and... credits."
Troy and Abed's movie trailer. "In the future... two cardboard boxes... are about to become... spaceships!"
Troy and Abed discuss the rules of a porn-star name generator. "Are you SURE it's the name of my grade school and my favorite soft drink?"
Troy and Abed re-create the hit film "Kickpuncher." "The only thing beyond the reach of my fists... is humanity."