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"Picture this: you’re climbing to the top of a summit in the Himalayas. You’re the fastest in the group thanks to your German endurance, and you feel like a more vigorous version of Captain Apollo, if that’s even possible. However you reach a higher altitude and your eyeglasses fog over. Everyone starts passing you, even the yaks. How could you have avoided this embarrassing disaster? Anti-fog lens cleaner, idiot!" - Dwight Schrute
"There’s only one thing wrong with this jumpsuit worn by deckhand Anthony Figurski in season four of Battlestar Galactica: I don’t own it. I’m putting in my bid on ebay, and I had BETTER win because I’m planning on wearing this to my upcoming high school reunion. I can already see the envy on Raj Patel’s face!" - Dwight Schrute