Funny But True
Fake it til you make it
Sometimes you just need six hunnit and fiddy dollas.
I always hope they might dial 911 and just leave the phone off the hook. They never do.
All the freaking time! Seriously? Cuss words just make you sound less intelligent, and less funny. They are offensive and rude. Just because they are used all the time in society, doesn't make them any less vulgar and demeaning. Using cuss words shows your lack of ability to have a real and intelligent conversation. You can have good humor without bad language and or sexual content.
Oh my goodness...ditto!