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The 27 Most Relatable Schmidt Quotes

Get up, Schmidt. You can do it.

"Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses." (New Girl - "Control")

"Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2026. Second of all, give me your phone. You have backslider written all over you." (New Girl - "Backslide")

"When Nick leaves, I'm gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works." (New Girl - "See Ya")

“You really think she’d eat me up? Like buffet style? ‘Cause I’ve got that prime rib, yo. Carving station, plates are warm, sneezing guard, kids eat for free… except for the ki-… except for the last part.” (New Girl - "Thanksgiving")