Quotes for Moms
I love unconditional parenting advice. Especially from someone that doesn't have children!!! Said no mom EVER!
Raising Teens? Raising a teenager is like nailing Jello to the wall. ~Bill Cosby www.njfamily.com/...
Raising Teens? I'm not your friend. I'm your Mother. I'm here to give you the BOUNDARIES that YOU NEED to become a functional responsible adult. You may hate me know, but I don't care. It's my JOB to raise a responsible adult, NOT NUTURE bad habits in my teenage child. facebook.com/raisingteens
Of course I am sad you're going back to school, because I'll have to stay home all alone, where it's quiet and do whatever I want. facebook.com/newjerseyfamily
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” Jerry Seinfield
Lie is like a roller coaster. It has it ups and downs. But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.
Making a decision to have a child - it's momentous. It's to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside of your body.
"Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up." ~Ray Ramano
Tenneva Jordan — 'A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.'
Too funny! The Top Ten Reasons We ALL Need a Mom.