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Here's another question I've been pondering- What is all this shit about angels? 3 out of 4 people believe in angels. Are you FUCKING STUPID? Has everybody lost their mind? What about Goblins, huh? Doesn't anybody believe in Goblins? You never hear about this.. Except on Halloween and then it's all negative shit. And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable!