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He's so sharply dressed that nature tries to imitate him: | 42 Things That Prove That Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is The Perfect Man... awesome article.
Though, the thing about the guy stealing his glasses and pretending to be wasted is incorrect. At least, I think it is. It seems I read somewhere else that Tom say this guy passed out noticing the phone on the table, took pictures of himself with the man for him to find later. That could be wrong though also.