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Nichole Lupton
Nichole Lupton • 3 years ago

A shark's brain looks the same as the female reproductive system. My period will now be called shark week.

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Should have called before 4 pm! :)

Can't get pain medicine either. Options: Harass ER admissions with no results, wait on them to transfer the patient in the system and have the patient complain that you let them sit in excruciating pain for hours, or go around the system and custom inventory it then get in trouble for not pulling the medication out under their name that isn't in the system yet. Oh, nursing!

Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit... I'll be here.

LOL good call, good call..

Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

If my lunch makes it to 11 we call it an accomplishment.

I just say...

Funny Baby Ecard: Funny thing is I use to stay up all night by choice and called it 'fun'.

Hahaha! Only the two days before I start shark week... and I have a nasty tude to match. Ya, I'm delightful.