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Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—The new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."
Mark Miller
Mark Miller • 2 years ago

The Onion: Johnson & Johnson Introduces "Nothing But Tears" Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

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