Need to show some people this. Being a person with a chronic, rare, extremely painful illness, I get to see the "little pain sign" all of the time. Gotta laugh or you'd cry, right?
•The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” Yuck, it would be like having to check the crash cart every time you make toast! (nurse joke)