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Funny Confession Ecard: I have a boyfriend who does exactly what i like & know's how to turn me on..... he may need batteries, but he's mine, don't judge.
totally agree with this ;)
Haha.. Love it!
"Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games." LOL
I swear these things know me
A clue ;)
I was going to apologize... Then you pissed me off again. I'm going to need more time. Until then, don't talk to me.
Totally what happened
May your walk home from the bar look better than when you were first learning to walk. Happy Birthday!
Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother's vagina.