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Rachel Bratton
Rachel Bratton • 1 year ago

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -He’s bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! -"Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids."