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The only way I could ever run a marathon.
* @Lauren Abbott
Didn't y'all know? Jokes are the new serious!
Did you just call us all fat?
Mari, stop commenting on anything that might even remotely be funny because you clearly will not get it. Don't get me wrong, I had a blast at your expense, but just stop commenting because you are not smart enough to understand sarcasm.
Haha...she's still at it? This is what is wrong with our world today...people can't take jokes and think everything is about them. Being too serious all the time is actually bad for your health. It can cause you to stress unnecessarily.....just saying, you need to chill out and take a deep breath and realise there is a world past your front door where people actually like to have fun and tell jokes.
my life in a nutshell
Ain't that the truth.
Haha, yeah :)
I can now retire from life, because I cannot be more satisfied.
every single day of my life
No but I come close to LOSING it!
ya, especially those dumbasses who don't know the difference between loose (unsnug) and lose (to have something taken away)
Who the hell cares if it is spelled incorrectly? It's still funny
That is exactly what it is.