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A true friend: 'You look dehydrated! Quick, drink some of my vodka!'

We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

Funny Confession Ecard: If only I could get paid for doing what comes naturally- being a sarcastic bitch.

hahaha! everytime i feel guilty for eating ice cream i'm going to reread this

I didn't mean to have you!