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Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"
Working with the general public will slowly crush your soul and squeeze the personality right out of you… Welcome Aboard!
Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.
Find someone else to do that shit. I'm gonna keep it real.
I can survive anything - Funny Picture
Funny Confession Ecard: Sorry I was unable to meet your excessive co-dependant clingy demands. Lol.
The useless piece of skin on the end of a…
this is great I loved this story when I first read it hahahaha
Wedinator - Your special day... is hilarious. - funny wedding photos - Cheezburger
I love this
Don`t break anybody`s heart, they have only one.
not my circus, not my monkeys.
Story of my life.
I planned to be productive today; then I got up this morning and didn't feel like it.
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.
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