This one "cracks" me up. =D
Hand Me Down Hobby: Newborn Peep Hat
Melody's Makings: Little Lamb Overalls and Hat Set Crochet Pattern - 5 Sizes Included - PDF Sale. $4.25, via Etsy.
CROCHET PATTERN Spring Chick Beanie with BONUS Hairbow Tutorial (6 sizes included: newborn-adult) permission to sell finished items. $4.99, via Etsy.