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hahah true. very true.
"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."
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Haha! not true for me, but still lol.
Should have done, would have done, could have done. Or even worse sometimes, what I did do lol
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Sarcasm falls out of my mouth
yep....that little devil that use to sit on my shoulder and get me into trouble has moved into my head ;p
Isn't that the truth?!
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All That Spam: A baby just smiled at me and now I want...Nope
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My degree of bitchy sarcasm depends entirely on your degree of dumbass stupidity.
Beauty wisdom from a friend of mine, in ecards form: Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting Bitch Face keeps you pretty.
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You'll have to excuse me, I have a speech impediment that makes everything sound bitchy.
My Mother always said something like this for me to say to bullies (being a rather chubby picked on child) I may be fat BUT your ugly inside and out and I CAN lose weight...BUT you will always be mean and ugly!!!
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that's how i roll
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